So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
Then you guys just all showered together...?
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