I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
I can text with my tongue
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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