Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
My brain says no but my pants say off.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Randomize
