Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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