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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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