Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
i drank out of a bidet.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
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