And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
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