I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I think I've given more of my business cards to Chipotle trying to win free burritos than anyone else
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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