I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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