I'm gonna have a badass scar
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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