He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
Randomize
