Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
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