he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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