Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
you know you’re single when you try to cook yourself a nice pasta dinner but you’re too weak to open the container of sauce and theres no one around to help you
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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