Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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