so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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