My key broke off while I was turning the key. I can't pull the broken key out. Not only am i locked outside, so is the rest of the building.
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
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