Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
send nudes
from the living room?
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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