Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
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