what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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