I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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