"it" just moved
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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