i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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