I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
I swear to god I'm going to hunt down and stab the next telemarketer that calls from a blocked number while I'm waiting for my STD results...
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
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