Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
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