idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
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