I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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