Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
Worse: texted mom-in-law by mistake that I sharted.
Worser: she offered to clean me up
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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