absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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