and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
Randomize
