If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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