id be glad to
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
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