i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
Randomize