I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
She's the barista slut.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
The ass gains better be worth it
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