In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
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