His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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