I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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