Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
you scattered cereal all over the floor so you could "re-trace your steps and figure out what happened." 20 min later you yelled about the mess and let the dog in to clean it up. 5 min after that you screamed since the cereal was gone. you suspected me and locked me in the bathroom so i could "think about what i'd done"
and you bit everyone who tried to let me out. no more tequila for you. EVER.
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