Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
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