Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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