Just mADE A PArabola og urine
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
i think im in europe. pls send help
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
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