Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
Randomize
