Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
areolas are like halos for boobs.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
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