just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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