dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
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