ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
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the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
I was just giving a mobile app demo to a client, on my iPhone, when a reminder alert appeared across the page blinking "12pm: go home and give John head". You're an asshole
Hahaha oops.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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