He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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