everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
wow bdsm is so cute
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
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