Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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