I want to stick my p in your. b.
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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