Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
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